I don't know about most kids, but my kids LOVE their vitamins. If I ever forget to give them to them, I definitely hear about it until I rectify the situation! The vitamins they have currently are in the shape of animals; specifically, a lion, a tiger, a hippo, and an elephant. Today, Darren asked for a lion and a hippopotamus. I was happy to oblige. But, before eating them, he thought they needed to have a conversation with each other. Here's what followed:
Hippo: Hi. My name is hippopotamus. Are you a lion?
Lion: Yes, I am. I am a lion. I have sharp teeth. Are you a hippopotamus?
Hippo: Yes, I am. I am a hippopotamus. How are you doing today, Lion?
L: I am good. How are you doing today?
H: I am doing good today. Are you happy?
L: I am. I am happy. I have sharp teeth. Darren is going to eat me! Darren likes me. Does Darren like you, too? Is Darren going to eat you, too?
H: Yes, yes. Darren likes me. I'm a hippopotamus! Darren is going to eat me, too!
L: Oh! OOOOHHHHHHHhhhhh! Yeah!
Then the creatures were captured by Darren's sharp teeth, never to be heard or seen again!